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Flotsam & Conch
Dedicated beachcombers Ernest Flotsam and Sidney Conch have been raking up the sands and digging up clues-the big question is WHO'S BEEN ON THE BEACH?

Flotsam: " Some interesting items here.Lots of chewing gum,a stopwatch ,which is a good five minutes slow,and a red football shirt.

Conch: "Yes,I too have found some intruiging objects Ernie,A big red clowns nose,a black notebook marked 'emergency excuses' containing some baffling entries such as 'How can ye expect te play fitba when a gimm o rugby wiz played on tha pitch in 1987 eh?,and 'Tha referees moustache wiz distractin oor players' and also 'Wee pigeons were creatin' a doowndraught in oor 18 yard box'

So...WHO'S BEEN ON THE BEACH?