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Limpets Direct
Little Adolf was injured in a fight and recieved a slight scar resulting in a floppy fringe.We at limpets direct helped secure compensation for little Adolf of just over $20,000.Now little Adolf can live a normal happy life thanks to LIMPETS DIRECT. "My little angel can now look forward to a normal life without looking over his shoulder to see if anyone is sniggering at his slightly off-centre corflick " said his mum,"he can now put this behind him and concentrate on the things that he enjoys-insecurity fuelled Genocide,and painting"
LIMPETS DIRECT
Limpets Direct is a division of Fuckemall PLC.Licensed to turn Great Britain into a leeching parasitic parody of the United States. Send for our leaflet 'How to fall over convincingly on council Property'- see the bloke who goes in The Red Lion and who got five grand after tripping over a carelessly discarded mint imperial,for details.